Hate Story ( I could have done better acting )

Hate Story ( What the Fuck ) 
It claims to be India's Erotic Movie , Well you would prefer some story line as well rather than only seeing sex and sex scenes which have no Head nor Tail to the Movie. Yes on the other hand its a brave movie not for the acting but the Sex Scenes between Paoli and her strings of Men. With alot of dirty and naughty eye candy moments which could have been better but what the Heck the Oldies enjoyed the Movie watching a young girl prancing around with her chota chota kaapda yup because not many youngsters were in the hall when i watched the movie , It was nearly house full but with aged Men in there 40+ frustrated and wanted to see glimpses of sophisticated Erotica. 
Cast -Paoli Dam as Kavya Krishna

Gulshan Devaiya as Siddharth Dhanrajgir
Nikhil Dwivedi as Vicky
Bhairavi Goswami
Joy Sengupta
Mohan Kapur
Gopal K Singh
I am not going to talk about every member in the cast just a few 
                                                       Story Line 
Lets start with Paoli Dam as Kavya Krishna - First movie in Bollywood and what a brand to start of with Vikram Bhatt, I dont dislike the guy but Paoli Dam as an actress can only be good in Tollywood not in Bollywood or needs to be groomed more about her Acting skills , I mean wow man her facial expressions were so Poor and Badly narrated her lines were so flat that didnt have an affect, all you could just see is her cleveage right infront of her face , You have it flaunt girl but also learn how to flaunt it as well :P :P  yeah good for Men and some women but we need good story line as well not flashing your stuff every where. Oh forgot to mention the way she says Thank You - she says it as Thankzz You and its bad when you hear it :P 


Gulshan Devaiya - ( Sid )This guy is an amazing actor got alot of potential, I personally like bad boys and he has been bad really bad in this movie, superb acting on his front - I like the dialogue I FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH ME .... now thats attitude man 


Nikhil Dwivedi -( Vicky )  I felt like laughing at him or his character this poor guy didnt get any action by Kavya LOL but he did try desperately by only touching her hands phew phew Zaara Zaara touch me touch me Zaara Zaara hold me hold me he didnt get any of those hhehehehe 


The story is like this Kavya is a journalist along with Vicky does a sting on Cement company which Siddhartha and his father owns and kind of destroys the image of the company, Sid is out for revenge and calls Kavya and offers her a job with intentions of screwing up her life because she Fucked with him LOL ... how lame, it does not happen in the real world or does it Some of the Oldies in the hall were saying Corporate Power LOL again ... which is shit they must have been thinking kaash yaar mera hot girl friend hota kaash hum bhi naughty naughty kaarta office room main , Kavya is given everything from a New Mercedes , A new house too new clothes classy ones she needed them, and a Big DIAMOND ROCK man that was Huge !!!! Yup this Sid guy was making her fall for him so that he could make her an emotional fool or lets say it again I fuck the people who fuck with me and so he did , They had wild hot love making scenes which are cut of by the Great censor board of India ( nahi nahi dirty hai ) Our youth should not see this arrey papa ji our Youth knows more than you but they didnt show the scenes anyway. After taking advantage of her, He kicks her out from the office telling her that I have destroyed you because you destroyed my image and bull crap and more crap and gives his famous dialogue I fuck the people who fuck with me ... Kavya is all shattered because she was in love with Sid wow that was hard to digest Love or Lust or Money Or Power anyways the movie continues. Now the Poor Friendly Soul Vicky comes in to Save the Day he is helping her to get back on her feet and get a job to support her self but she cant get a job because sid has black listed her name from all the companies. 


Climax of the Movie - Kavya is pregnant with whose baby guess karo ?? Sid's baby waah good job , she finds this out by going to the hospital and the doctor congratulates Vicky poor guy yaar, he was thinking kaash i was doing it :P :P  anyways this woman is so dumb and the screen play is so weak naturally you cannot compare bollywood and hollywood tries to blackmail sid , She tells him that you have so much of attitude problem i am going to take that away from you and your business and your money, So Sid's like bitch you cant take it away you cant touch me and she is just one DNA Test and all i need is a Sample of your hair ... wow hehehe and he is like what are you talking about and she goes on to say Hey Dude guess what your going to be a father we are going to sail away into the ocean and live happily ever after.. Fairy Tale bullshit that does not happen naturally he is like another obstacle i fucked her and now another fucking problem guess what you should have used protection ehehhee. So Kavya is all fired up with the thought of taking revenge arrey behen are you mad going infront of a business tycoon saying your having his child and he is going to let you have it amazing story now you must be thinking. there are these words on the posters of the movie saying Love Killed her Soul , Her Body seeks Revenge bullshit again arrey this does not happen in the real world you wait for the right time or right moment if your pregnant with a Rich Daddy Baby no Brains here i tell you.  


So The Tycoon decides to kidnap her by giving her false hope of Love , so he phones her and promises to take care of her and again bull crap but she does not know that she is going to be kidnapped by his goons taken to small village and be forced to have an abortion also let me add to the fact that she cannot be a mother. Again typical hindi drama she is given some money by the nurse to find her way back home, she manages to get to a phone booth to call Vicky up and then after making the call she drops nearly dead. She is taken to hospital bla bla , Parents come to know what happens and they are ashamed of her, Again she finds comfort with Vicky this poor boy is tortured :P no luck this time as well. Anyways she gives this big dialogue to her mom that if i change a city will i change what has happened to me , well sometimes running away is the only answer but no she decides to become a Prostitute and learns the ropes and this time Its Revenge Time baby !! 


Revenge time she enters the website of the cement company finds out the whose who and now its Time for some Raunchy Scenes One by One she takes on everyone in the company i really didnt understand that how can some small town girl become so powerful just by sleeping around with men , and getting everything so easy to getting locked up in jail , guess what she sleeps with a Politician and she gets out and also gets to be on the Board of Directors of the same cement company that Sid owns. I mean this is Bollywood at its worst how can you portray so much about a woman. I cant write anymore about this movie because its utter shit and utter nonsense , yes the scenes are bold alot of skin and i mean alot of skin well Paoli certainly feels comfortable to show them off . But if you got to present a Story of this type let have a start and an ending because this movie is certainly selling the SEX Parts and people will go for it just to see the scenes waste of Rs 280 Multiplex Ticket , Even Paoli's clothes were so low class not the one that Sid got her hehehe fine we understand the motive but cant we have CLASSY Clothes as well. Oh BTW she dies in the End so we all live happily ever after and leave the hall wondering what just hit us ... 

Vicky Donor - Ek Boondh Ek Zindagi :P

Vicky Donor

After such a long time Watching a Bollywood Movie which had a word for the Society " Sperm Donor " Its not a Taboo or is it ??  but not talked about much in our Society. This is a normal practice done my many people who cannot have children but decided jointly for this option but yet people don't talk about these issues in the open , Many of us know people who don't want to have children , have one child and the list carriers on. Why do we waste when we can give LIFE


Cast - Ayushmann Khurrana , Yami Gautam and Annu Kapoor 


                                                            Story Line  
Ayushmann - Typical Punjabi Boy :P but this one is lazy, feeding of his " Mommy " and her Beauty Parlor has a good personality and knows when to say the right things and the right time ... PS I like Punjabi Guys :P he is so Fresh to watch and his attitude ( yaar hot hai hot ) Vicky Donor  


Annu Kapoor - He is doctor has an infertility clinic and needs a sperm donor who has " Good Genes " who can make lots and lots and lots of babies and perfect ones , so he starts going all detective on Ayushmann finding out his daily schedule to see how good his Sperm his ( Complicated Sperm , Greedy Sperm these few of the words used in the movie :P :P he also explains the whole reproductive system of how a jelly like substance that's what i call it travels through the uterus and some make it and some see the sunshine and become what we call babies amazing what science is !!  


Yami Gautam - Again very refreshing face on screen natural talent though we have Priyanka , Katrina and many other more but she can carve a little place for herself as well . She is bengali girl living in Delhi but from Kolkata Ashima Roy working at a Bank . She was married to a Typical Bengali guy who was a Banker didn't have the Balls to tell her that he didn't love her but had to disclose it on the marriage night that he loved someone else and was pressured by his parents to marry her ( wow what an amazing night that was ) so she has to divorce him and move on   


After me giving out so may details of the movie which makes me wonder am i writing a script or giving a review. Ayushmann does it because of greed .. Greed of money because he was getting everything for free and getting paid handsomely as well 

Sperm WORKS  = Sperm gives you perks like a new CAR , Fridge and many other household stuffs and your mothers beauty parlor a face lift bling bling glam glam !!! 


To cut the story short Boy meets Girl they fall in love even the divorce does not effect the relationship and they want to get married
Both parents are told about each other and this what i really related to is Inter Cast Marriage :D :D when parents are told that i am not marrying in my cast 


Punjabi Mother is told, she gets pissed that the girl is Bengali and she wants a Sardani as a daughter in law not a girl who eats sleeps FISH and FISH, she does not want to be dominated by her daughter in law. On the other hand Punjabi Grand Mother is asking her daughter in law to shut up and stop quining and agrees with the relationship 


Bengali Father and Aunty of Ashima again once, told very furious about a punjabi boy who does only business and does not think about his family well being, is stuck only drinking and wants to do only show sha which is True but what the heck who am i talk about this i do it as well :P I like the dialogue in this I dont dont want to deal with this Balle Balle loud people loud music drinking, we Bengali's are so cultured look at our history. Finally they agree they exchange wedding vows 


After the amazing inter caste marriage which had a mixture of bengali culture and the punjabi raang " Balle Balle " 


The Plot becomes really intense when a woman and man decide to start a family here comes a whole list of complication, When Ashima comes to know that she cannot fall pregnant and have a child. In the mean while  

Ashima questions Vicky that where are all your test papers because she only gets to see her test papers and he is stumped at the wickets what to say how do i tell my wife that I am Sperm Donor and i am perfectly able to have children and nothing is wrong with me. So he blurts it out and she is really hurt by the fact that the truth is come out after marriage and he could not come out clean in the beginning , which any woman would be hurt at this time , at this stage of her life, she is questioning everything in her relationship even her marriage and Vicky her husband  because all along she thought that her husband does handi craft business and that Annu Kapoor was his business partner not a Doctor, But this where i didnt like is that she packs up her bags and heads back to Kolkata and her father is questioning about her marriage again which every parent would do. Eventually after alot of phone calls he lands up in Kolkata to meet her and they get talking when he asks her that what do you want from me Divorce in the mean while her father over hears it and tells her that what are you angry about the fact he is a Sperm Donor or the fact that you cannot be a Mother or the fact that this boy loves you alot and he is not worried about the fact that you cannot have his children. Here is standing infront of you and his crazy in love with you think about that. Ashima is invited to the 20th Celebration of the Clinic along with Vicky not knowing that the Celebration that he is Invited to are people who have done. Intravaginal Insemination its a method where the Sperm of a donor is injected into a woman's uterus at a clinic or at home and that Sperm is Vicky's Sperm 53 babies counted infront of his eyes with there parents. Ashima realized that here she cannot have kids but she has these 53 babies infront of her eyes which have certain resemblances to Vicky. And what an Ending after doing some Research while they were giving out the 20th Anniversary Cards they found out that there was a child who was conceived by the same procedure and whose parents died in a train crash and the same child could not be managed by the grand parents had to be put into an orphanage so they ask Vicky and Ashima to adopt the child and give her a home. And what amazed me is that Vicky stills donates his Sperm and Ashima encourages him to do so ... 

I would like to say that people in our Society stand up for a good cause and be united and fight the stigma's in our society , It will not help if one person stands up but together WE Stand something or someone will change , everyone's thought process needs to broad and open minded towards situations like this. Deep down we are all Cowards and Afraid to Voice Out !! So lets make a change and make it Count !! So starting being a Donor or think about the idea ....... but dont just keep thinking all your Life !!